Battlefield Copilot
Generative-AI module for theatre commanders. Autogenerates invasion plans from a one-line prompt and choreographs drone swarms in natural language.
See changelogAfter WWII, we moved away from discrete release versions and switched to a mandatory lifetime subscription model. Endless updates. No rollback. No opt-out.
Every major theatre, every escalation, every ceasefire that didn't
last — documented in our commit log. git log --theatre=world.
War365 replaces a stack of legacy tools. Outlook for Refugees. Battlefield Copilot. Drone Swarm Designer. All in one subscription.
Generative-AI module for theatre commanders. Autogenerates invasion plans from a one-line prompt and choreographs drone swarms in natural language.
See changelogEmail and calendar for the 110M+ forcibly displaced users. Built-in camp-finding, lost-document recovery, and a ceasefire-finder beta.
Coming v25.10Drag-and-drop mission planning for first-person-view pilots. Includes FPV mesh routing, fibre-optic guidance, and an autopilot for martyrr skill-tree.
Included in SovereignReal-time co-ordination across 32 member-state alliances. Built-in Article 5 button, with one-click slide-deck generator for after-action reports.
Available nowProject management for ceasefires that won't last. Critical path: the UN Security Council. Pager rotates 5 veto powers on call.
Read FAQFund your theatre with sovereign debt instruments, denominated in your own currency. Auto-rollover on default.
Learn more“Get there first with the most [stuff].”
All plans include mandatory enrolment.
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per capita, forever
$4.2B
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$54B
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$∞
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All plans renew automatically. Cancellation is not a supported workflow. By using War365, you agree to the End User Licence Agreement, which is exactly one clause long.
Rate adjustment. Subscription rates increase by a minimum of 7% per year. You are not notified. You will know how much it increased when you see how much was debited from your account. Holy wars incur higher tolls. Rate is a function of conviction, and conviction is not capped.
Subject to geopolitical availability.
SWIFT alternative built on distributed-ledger tech. Target audience: anyone still using banks.
Battlefield Copilot's calm sibling. Negotiates a two-state solution in 14 tokens or fewer.
Auto-correlates heatwaves, droughts and resource wars. Powered by IPCC feeds and a great deal of anxiety.
The annual report no one wants to publish. Trends in displacement, asylum wait times, and dignity.
The paid tier of Battlefield Copilot. Includes target-locked hallucinations. Not endorsed by anyone.
No. War365 is a mandatory lifetime subscription. The opt-out button has been removed from the UI in keeping with industry best practices for war-as-a-service.
Continuously. There is no maintenance window. Theatres are always-on. Rollouts are tested in production, on you.
Deprecated in 1945. Replaced by Cold War 1.0, which was a single-tenant perpetual-license model with annual feature drops. Also deprecated. War365 is the current and final version.
Battlefield Copilot was red-teamed by 195 nation-states. The results have been redacted. The risk register has been deprecated to internal-use-only.
No. You cannot get a refund. Please direct your complaint to
the United Nations, attn: backlog@.